l-simmons:

I mean… doesn’t matter.

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The more they freak out and yell— the less likely I’ll have to do it again.

rileycrawford:

Or you could just blast loud music from your room to keep the noise out.

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I would usually just do that, but I’m actually tryna get some sleep before work.

hunter-metcalfe:

Wanky. 

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Far from it.

l-simmons:

If you were having sex really loud would you like to get pulled apart?

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That’s kinda the idea.image

I swear if the couple next door don’t stop having sex so loud I’m gonna burst inside that room and yank them both apart.

Just because I wear yoga pants does not mean it’s okay for you to slap my ass.

vikki-allister:

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Tell ‘em, girl. I’m afraid if that ever happened to me I’d crush them with a feminist rant to end all rants.

parker-ava:

68 days until term ends!

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And it’s only a hundred days left till Christmas.

undischarged:

That’s.. Nice to know.. I’m.. Andrew.

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Didn’t want you worryin’ or anythin’.I’m Heidi, Andrew. It’s not usual around here to find a guy offering help when I do somethin’ stupid— and it happens more that I’d like to admit.

undischarged:

Do you.. Need any help?

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With my backside? I should be okay, for now.

irisfaycalitz:

That doesn’t sound like much fun, are you ok? 

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Nothing a day in bed feelin’ sorry for myself can’t cure.